Chistes mamones
El otro dia me estaba acordando de un chiste muy viejo de la secundaria pero que me da muchas curas: no pues estaban unos weyes en una fiesta y en eso llegan unas viejas bien buenas con una gorda y todos querian bailar y no pues pedro saca a la morena, el cons a la alta culona, el begüé a la chaparrita werita bien bonita y pepito? pepito tu saca a la gorda... y pepito:
- Que??? yo?? por que yo????
- O mamon tu saca a la pinche gorda
- O que la chingada noooo siempre me toca lo mas culero a mi
- Que vayas a sacarla!!!
ok ok yo la saco... en eso va pepito y le dice a la gorda:
- Haber tu pinche gorda! salte a la chingada de aqui!
- Que??? yo?? por que yo????
- O mamon tu saca a la pinche gorda
- O que la chingada noooo siempre me toca lo mas culero a mi
- Que vayas a sacarla!!!
ok ok yo la saco... en eso va pepito y le dice a la gorda:
- Haber tu pinche gorda! salte a la chingada de aqui!
Labels: Historias cortas y sin sentido
posted by Begüé at 11:04 AM
Las agreciones de postulio ya no son como antes... mm... sera acaso que no es el mismo???
Pobre postulio sigues queriendo atencion
segun yo no es el mismo, no escribe igual, el otro era bien mamon con la ortografia y asi..
ta bueno el chiste.
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jajajajaja no maaameees tubo botana
fuiste a la peda de los bloggers?
yo no wey
jaja pinche begue escribes cosas re-curadas, te imagino como un monito chiquito y chistoson... :D
Y lo de la cucaracha, imaginate que un dia a una prima le salio una rata... no cago en 1 semana solo tumaba y comia cosas liquidas y blanditas... que mamada!
Saludos... bxos!
Nel no fui porque andaba de musico en una fiesta jhajaja pero me dijo el chino que estuvo tranquilo, fue el chino, el salaverga, el tulio y otro wey ahh y sus respectivas novias.
Simon postulio vete a la chingada, robaste la cuenta?, te hiciste la operacion de cambio de sexo?, o que vergas con tu puta vida cabaretera!!
jajaaa pinche begüé! Tu haz de ser "pura sangre" cabrón! jajajaaa
jaja oye wey no habia leido el chiste pero estuvo chingon!!
no mamen pinche chiste ta bien kulero, puro rollo de los ke dicen ke se sieron namas porke son kompaz
este chiste es la verga,
esta un doctor atendiendo un parto y ya zaka al puto niño i saz ke se le resvala i el wei voltea a ver a los demas presentes y dice "ay wey ke resbalosos se ponen los bebes ke nacen muertos" jajajaj na ni sta tan zhido pero ps weno a mi me ase mucha gracia
jajajaja!!! te mamaste jajajaja!!
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